ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me


leafarja:

can—-i—slytherin:

Toddrick Hall and AJ Rafael re-creating Disney’s best moments

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann)

sassyfied:

this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob

(Source: liljacob)


(Source: demoncolbert)

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos)